Italian Wedge - a la carte
Applewood smoked bacon, candied pecans, gorgonzola, roma tomatoes, apple slices with roasted garlic ranch.
- Just like an Italian would make right? Just because you put garlic in your ranch it doesn't count as being Italian. Worst of all is the inclusion of apple slices and candied pecans! Just because two things have one characteristic in common, crispness, in this case it doesn't mean they're meant to go together.
Crisco and yogurt are both creamy but you don't mix those together.
Chocolate and mashed potatoes are both smooth but you don't mix those together.