"Italian" Wedge Salad is not very Italian

Italian Wedge - a la carte

Applewood smoked bacon, candied pecans, gorgonzola, roma tomatoes, apple slices with roasted garlic ranch.

- Just like an Italian would make right? Just because you put garlic in your ranch it doesn't count as being Italian. Worst of all is the inclusion of apple slices and candied pecans! Just because two things have one characteristic in common, crispness, in this case it doesn't mean they're meant to go together.

• Crisco and yogurt are both creamy but you don't mix those together.
  

• Chocolate and mashed potatoes are both smooth but you don't mix those together.

It's just sad that Italian restaurants are feeling pressured to serve up this crap. It's simple. Don't order this salad and especially don't pretend to like it if you do. You're not fooling anyone and you're not impressing your date. Matter of fact, you eat this salad and you'll likely get dumped because of your horrible taste in food. Just sayin...