Saturday, July 16, 2011
Gummy Bear Brats
News Story of Doom
Heard about this guy? Grundhofers Old Fashion Meats is known for making all kinds of different brats. Just thinking about some of these make my stomach want to empty its contents. There's Apple Cinnamon, Blueberry, Pineapple, and Cherry Almond. Don't get me wrong. Any of these could be an entire blog entirely on its own disgusting merit. But then there's the Gummy Bear Brats. This atrocity gets put into a category of its own. You know, just because someone dares you to do something, it doesn't mean you have to. I'd put this in the dare gone wrong category.
This is proof that people will eat anything. ANYTHING. Did you notice on Grundo's website at the bottom it says: "Do you have an idea for a new brat flavor? You can win $25.00 and some brats! If your idea
is chosen, we will contact you with the winning flavor idea and how to claim your prize."
Well you're in luck because at first I didn't know if they'd take any of my ideas seriously, but since they're willing to make Gummy Bear (and Kool-Aid) brats that must mean that they'd certainly make maggot brats! Or what about:
- sour ram testicle brats
- fermented squid gut brats
- vegemite brats
- durian brats
- licorice brats
- peppermint brats
- boiled rutabaga brats
- grasshopper brats
YUM!!! Or finally, what about serving traditional brats boiled in different types of water like dirty laundry water, or refinery waster water, or Galveston sea water?
I think I've given enough good ideas for one day. Grundo, please send me a check for $175 for the nine ideas I had. The water idea is free. No need to thank me.