Thursday, January 29, 2009
They went there...
Go ahead, take a look. You'll quickly find yourself lost for words. Why?
Is it because you can't believe someone would make a bacon flavored lolli-pop? No, that's not it.
Is it because you're bracing for the apocalyptic consequences for the merging of such flavors? Nope, not it either.
Actually, it's probably because as soon as you saw the words "Maple-Bacon Lollipops" your mouth instantly filled with warm, chunky vomit like mine.
There has to be some kind of sweet meat conspiracy movement out there. I don't know what your purpose is or why you do what you do, but know this; I'm on to you and I will not rest until the whole world's eyes are open to your twisted and unnatural agenda.