Friday, September 12, 2008

A Terrible Discovery

My sister-in-law whom I always assumed was an intelligent human being shocked me with the revelation that she puts sugar in her spaghetti sauce. JUST POURS IT IN!!! After I cleaned up my vomit from the thought I quickly called a lawyer and asked if there is any form of legal separation from an in-law. Sadly there is not, but I can tell you this my sweet-meat hating friends, I will never eat with them without questioning the ingredients. If sugar in spaghetti is fair game, then what isn't? Strawberry jam spread on your corn on the cob?

Exactly.

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