So the other day I'm at the grocery store and I'm perusing the fine selection of bacon, sausage, links, brats and my eyes do a double-take when they scan across Aidell's Chicken & Apple Sausage. I thought to myself, "surely this is a mistake"; maybe they're just saying it has some apple flavoring (still gross) or was smoked with apple wood (yum!). NOPE! It was a literal reference to some chicken sausage with chopped up apples. So I do a search online and sure enough, here's the website: http://www.aidells.com/sausages/descriptions/
I don't want to say it gets worse because Chicken and Apple sausage is an abomination, but here are some additional freakish creations from Aidell:
Apricot Ginger Breakfast Links
Mango Sausage
Mango Breakfast Links
Spicy Mango and Jalepeno Sausage
Teriyaki and Pineapple Meatballs
They actually have some other decent looking sausages but I cannot go out in good conscience and purchase any of their other products because in a way that would be endorsing their immoral combinations of fruits and sausage.
Anyone actually tried this crap? Wait, here's a better question: Does anyone actually like this crap?! I can understand if you make a mistake and buy some or you're in college in that whole "experimenting" phase. But if you're buying this because you like it? Shame on you. Shame, Shame, Shame.
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