No Sweet Meat

As a young boy I realized early on that I was different than my parents, my sister, and the rest of the kids at school. They didn't understand. What makes me different? When it comes to food, I DO NOT LIKE SWEET THINGS MIXED WITH MEAT. Or anything savory for that matter. There are many examples which I will be discussing in my blog. Please, if you are like me and want to voice out your opinion of horror that is sweet meat, do it here. I know what you're going through.

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Saturday, December 18, 2010

You can't be serious. This has to be a joke.

I must be out of touch with the food world. Apparently overnight everyone started eating Grape Jelly Meatballs. I'm not making this up. I can't! I wouldn't!

It reminds of those "Grosser than Gross" jokes we'd come with as kids. It'd go something like this:
"What's grosser than gross?
Finding a cockroach in your Big Mac

What's grosser than that?
Finding half a cockroach in your Big Mac "

Funny stuff, I know. Ok, let me try one.
"What's grosser than gross?
- Putting grape jelly all over some meatballs
What's grosser than that?
- EATING IT!!!!"

Yep. Still funny. I win.