Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Rachael Ray crimes against humanity report - Nov. 2008

I'll give Rach (that's what I call her since we're friends) credit where credit is due; she's getting increasingly disgusting. Not her, her recipes. I know she's too busy to write all the recipes, but she still has to sign off on them. So, I imagine she gets a pile of recipes from her writers and as she's thumbing through them she'll actually locked her eyes on something like "Fruit 'n' Nut Couscous Stuffing" and say to herself, "Yummo!" So for that, I blame her. I dare anyone out there to eat said recipe (page 60) and tell me its good. I DARE YOU.
Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for cleaning up your spew.

So, here are the other offending recipes for November:
- Turkey-Cranberry Strudel
- Chicken w Apples, Pears, and Camembert Mashed Potatoes
- Turkey-Tyme Meatloaf Patties w Mashed Sweet Potatoes
- Turkey Cutlets w Herb Gravy and Celery-Apple Salad
- Apple and Date Stuffing
- (the Turkey Monte-Cristo is fine as long as you keep the cranberry sauce at least 9.75' away)
- Pumpkin Potatoe Pie
- Campaign Trail Mix
- Bipartisan Salad

She's had worse months, but still, every recipe mentioned is a crime against humanity.

Hey Rach, call me over for dinner one day. Fix some of these recipes for me. If you actually eat this crap and can keep it down, I'll eat it too (but may not be able to keep it down). I don't think you can do it.

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