No Sweet Meat

As a young boy I realized early on that I was different than my parents, my sister, and the rest of the kids at school. They didn't understand. What makes me different? When it comes to food, I DO NOT LIKE SWEET THINGS MIXED WITH MEAT. Or anything savory for that matter. There are many examples which I will be discussing in my blog. Please, if you are like me and want to voice out your opinion of horror that is sweet meat, do it here. I know what you're going through.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

2010: A New Decade. A New Revulsionary Concoction.

Take a look at this picture. Don't scroll down yet. What do you see?
A) Maggots eating a dead animal?
B) The insides of my stomach?
C) Your brain on sweet meat?
D) Bacon Bourbon Caramel Popcorn?

If you guessed A, B, or C you're so close! Unfortunately it's D. Let's bring in the new decade with some Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn! Yep, you heard me. Bacon. Bourbon. Caramel. Corn.

I'd rather eat a big bucket of answers A, B, or C than this crap.